Mental skills class was last night. On my way to the train station, some dude passed me on the sidewalk while I was listening to my Spanish tracks (without headphones). Later at the station, he started chatting me up (inviting me to happy hour in Palo Alto or something) and man, he reeked of booze. He insisted that he heard me listening to Chinese tracks.

No dude. I was listening to Spanish. But sure, I guess the two languages sound pretty similar??!! NOT! Bizarro.