Gotta Love the Dogs

Gotta Love the Dogs

Read this on Lainey Gossip (where I get my Hollywood fix), and it just cracked me up. She’s away on business, so this is her hubby’s update on their dog Marcus:
He’s a lazy f*cker. Came home from his walk and has spent the entire time sprawled out on the bed in one of a number of interesting positions at a time. Oh…and it was really cold, rainy and windy when we went out so he pisses on the first bush he can and starts telling me he wants to go back in. So I make him keep going, he turns the corner onto Blenheim and lays down the longest sh*t I’ve seen come out of the little fucker without breaking in pieces. This is how your dog operates. Then of course he took me down the alley shortcut and back into bed.

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