Well thanks to Lainey, I just wasted an hour watching Posh & Becks World Cup Party, ten episodes in all. Hey, we all have our addictions, and I’m the first to pipe up: I’m soooo the e-news junkie. Almost wish I could be like Lainey. Grant writer by day, gossip columnist by night. She’s moving up the entertainment news ladder too. Just got a gig on Canadian tv, as an e-news reporter. Good for her!

So yeah, I totally ate that Becks World Cup party shit up. Yes, totally overblown and extreme and disgustingly extravagant… Even so, I can’t say I was all that surprised; we’re talkin’ lives of the rich and famous. No kiddie games there. I should say that the party was actually a charity shindig. Who can argue about the cause? Raised several mil easy. In one frickin’ night. Apparently, the secret’s all about melding indulgence and philanthropy. So counterintuitive and yet so amazingy effective.

Anyway, more important is Victoria. Everyone has an opinion about Posh. I’ve never really heard her speak so no comment there. Also, I was never a big fan of Spice Girls… Beauty-wise, I thought Vicky was beautiful back in her SG days. Unfortunately, she’s done all kinds of crazy shit to herself since: the cantalope, Pam Anderson boobs; the hair extensions; the acrylic nails; the pumped-up lips… it’s all just too much. An absolute shame, because from the video, she actually seems to have a personality.

My take on David? I’ve never been a soccer fan, so his stats mean nothing to me. Still, I read plenty about his alleged trysts and well, you know my issue with infidelity. It triggers a very hot button.